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Let's make things straight: Zeus is a sleazebag. And, as history indicates, painfully straight. The father of all beings is a fuckboy. A fuckfather, if you will. THE fuckfather. This is a compilation of his pick-up lines: the fuck-all-father's greatest hits.
1 comment on Zeus, the fuckfather
narcissist bones July 31, 2015
this is amazing but sadly, history indicates Zeus was not straight. see: the vase of him and his wine bearer (ganymede? smth like that) still incredibly fuck father esque though
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