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I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs. I watched a prostitute stab a clown. Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A RIB CAGE! Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish. A crackhead breastfeeding a rat. A homeless man cooking a hot pocket on the 3rd rail of the G train. THE G TRAIN, NERMAL! I've seen a blind guy bite a police horse. A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom. I once bit into a burrito and there was a child's shoe in it. I've seen a hooker eat a tire. A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's. The sewer people stole my skateboard! The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time. I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. THEY WERE VERY DRUNK!