seriously. duct tape/this mix. toss up. Kriget: No Barbie, don't do that to Ken its so so wrong!

woooooohhhh. my common sense is tingling. Toddla T to London Funk. yes. i think i am going deaf no wait there was a knife in my ears how come no one told me now i just feel silly. genius mix. really. for the love of bill gates this thing is adorable.

Loved thx!

oh Justin K, what a guy. this has been great, thanks sirs.

1) Biplane Ride to Ceyzeria

Deadpool: "This is Deadpool."
Phone: "The mercenary?"
Deadpool: "I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."

2) Robosapien

"Zippty do dah, zippty-ay, I’m gonna blow all you dirtbags away. Plenty of bullets I’m gonna spray, Zippty do dah, zippty-ay"

3) Black Gestapo

"Who dares summon the master of glib, the deliverer of one-liners and the shogun of sarcasm?"

4)Poor health bad constitution

Arcade: "HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?
Deadpool: "Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!"

5) Badman Flu

"Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you..."

6) Junkies Bad Trip

"Are you talking to yourself or do you see little yellow boxes too?"

7)Shady Deals

[about Weasel] "Oh, yeah, he's totally trustworthy! Except where money's involved. He would sell his granny's walking cane for a buck. In fact, I bought his granny's walking cane for a buck!"

8) Armed With Krylon

"I eat the uncertainty principle for breakfast. I was born the original loose cannon. -- And I am one unpredicitible feather-pluckin' walrus! Koo-koo-ka-freakin'-choo!"

9) Don't Mention the Spanish War

"You look familiar, did I spin you like a beanie propeller and leave you in a motel room in Dubuque?"

10) Can I Go Now

"Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate."

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Thank you for listening!