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Check it out! Check it out!

If you want a big hat.

We got that!

If you need a tube of glue?

We got that too!

A twenty gallon wok?

They're in stock!

And if you need refrigerators to keep extra mashed potaters

Or a giant air compressor to blow fruit flies off your dresser

Or a dehydrated strudel or a nose-ring for your poodle

Or a five pound can of tuna and some flippers to go scuba

Scuba scuba scuba-doobee-dooba, here we go scuba, come on!

If you need a rubber hose

We got those!

A rhododendron tree

We got three!

A wrap around deck?

Gotta check...

But if you need a window scraper and a gross of toilet paper

Or a ratchet set and pliers and surround sound amplifiers,

And a solar turkey chopper or a padded gopher bopper,

Flannel shirts for looking grungy and some rope for going bungee!

Bungee bungee bungee-wungee-fungee here we go bungee, come on!