Five things planned before leaving this earth. 1. Walk into Tex Mex Pizza, order delivery and get a ride back home with the pizza. 2. Send out next year’s x-mas cards with no stamps, have the return addresses of my family and friends. 3. Pop popcorn at the truck stop, open up the bag before placing in the microwave. 4. One night spray my neighbor’s yard cactus with red food coloring. 5. Drive in designated passenger express lane with cowgirl and cowboy mannequins. Thank you for listening!

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